Hey T, hit me up, I see you and me in DC-10 Closing Party💃💃

Morning Campers! Back on the pee water today after an unplanned (sort of) night out on a school night 😱💃 ‘Twas fun tho. I’m throwing out respect to any mummy battling through under these circumstances✌🏼

💥 WE ARE COMING TO THE UK! 💥 2019 will see the launch of the Children Of The Water Franchises in the UK. We are SO excited about this!💗🧜‍♂️🧜‍♀️ If you’re interested in being trained by Zoe or Jojo & taking up a franchise opportunity, pls contact [email protected].

In my best David Attenborough voice.... Whilst the mother wallows in self pity as a result of self poisoning from too many G&T’s, her young are entertained by a local tribe known as The Hippies!!!! 🧘🏼‍♀️ Better than chucking them in front of the TV, no?!!

🚨SPOT THE SOCK COMPETITION🚨 Can anyone see my missing sock in this photo?? 👀🧦 (I repeat that is sock with an ‘S’ 😂) #missingsock #who’shavethunkit #ibiza #zenmummy #where’sw@lly

Anyone agree? 🙋🏼‍♀️

Another day another playground!! Sometimes as a parent I can feel endless amounts of completely conflicting emotions. Joy, fear, love, anxiety, anger, appreciation, responsibility, exhaustion but sometimes loneliness. Loneliness that, who’s minding me??? Just a thought. X

The wanderer returns!!! Welcome back to my amazing husband! We have missed him!! ❤️

Happy Sunday everyone! 💗

Sorry to drag you all across to Instagram but yesterday I posted something that took every bit of strength I had - instagram.com/p/Bo9f5vrHNYs/…

Happy Birthday to meeeeee! Today is the first day of my last year of my dirty 30’s! #itsmybirthdaybitches 🎉🎂🎈🍷🍷🍷🍾🍾🍾

How was your drive to work this morning??? 💃💃💃

I mean...only in Ibiza....🙈

Anyone else feel they are turning into their own mother?! I literally can hear her voice coming out of my mouth as I utter the sane Momisms that she said to us growing up!! I literally think I’ve completed 1-10 of the top Momisms this morning alone!! Please say it’s not just me??

Today I’m a mermaid, tomorrow a unicorn 🦄 My sister thinks I’m having a midlife crisis! I say F*** it, it’s Friday!!!! #pinkhairdontcare #pinkhair #happyfriday #instamom #midlifecrisis #goldfeverhair 💕💕💕💕💕😜

Me driving home after Day 1 of The Body Camp 😩😩😩

Post Halloween make-up is fun...

PLEASE WATCH - Child slips, falls in the water and then rescues itself. This will never not be an extraordinary thing to watch 💗 - #holisticselfrescue #education #selfrescue #antidrowning #childrenofthewater