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Ibizamummy

@ibizamummy

Actress, Mum, Traveller, Scribbler, Searching for the Light (with a glass of wine)

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calendar_today25-09-2018 19:23:01

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Morning Campers! Back on the pee water today after an unplanned (sort of) night out on a school night ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ƒ โ€˜Twas fun tho. Iโ€™m throwing out respect to any mummy battling through under these circumstancesโœŒ๐Ÿผ

Morning Campers! Back on the pee water today after an unplanned (sort of) night out on a school night ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ƒ โ€˜Twas fun tho. Iโ€™m throwing out respect to any mummy battling through under these circumstancesโœŒ๐Ÿผ
ChildrenOfTheWater (@children_water) 's Twitter Profile Photo

๐Ÿ’ฅ WE ARE COMING TO THE UK! ๐Ÿ’ฅ 2019 will see the launch of the Children Of The Water Franchises in the UK. We are SO excited about this!๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿงœโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงœโ€โ™€๏ธ If youโ€™re interested in being trained by Zoe or Jojo & taking up a franchise opportunity, pls contact [email protected].

๐Ÿ’ฅ WE ARE COMING TO THE UK! ๐Ÿ’ฅ

2019 will see the launch of the Children Of The Water Franchises in the UK. We are SO excited about this!๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿงœโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงœโ€โ™€๏ธ

If youโ€™re interested in being trained by Zoe or Jojo & taking up a franchise opportunity, pls contact franchise@childrenofthewater.com.
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In my best David Attenborough voice.... Whilst the mother wallows in self pity as a result of self poisoning from too many G&Tโ€™s, her young are entertained by a local tribe known as The Hippies!!!! ๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ Better than chucking them in front of the TV, no?!!

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๐ŸšจSPOT THE SOCK COMPETITION๐Ÿšจ Can anyone see my missing sock in this photo?? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿงฆ (I repeat that is sock with an โ€˜Sโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‚) #missingsock #whoโ€™shavethunkit #ibiza #zenmummy #whereโ€™sw@lly

๐ŸšจSPOT THE SOCK COMPETITION๐Ÿšจ

Can anyone see my missing sock in this photo?? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿงฆ

(I repeat that is sock with an โ€˜Sโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‚)

#missingsock #whoโ€™shavethunkit #ibiza #zenmummy #whereโ€™sw@lly
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Another day another playground!! Sometimes as a parent I can feel endless amounts of completely conflicting emotions. Joy, fear, love, anxiety, anger, appreciation, responsibility, exhaustion but sometimes loneliness. Loneliness that, whoโ€™s minding me??? Just a thought. X

Another day another playground!! Sometimes as a parent I can feel endless amounts of completely conflicting emotions. Joy, fear, love, anxiety, anger, appreciation, responsibility, exhaustion but sometimes loneliness. Loneliness that, whoโ€™s minding me??? Just a thought. X
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Sorry to drag you all across to Instagram but yesterday I posted something that took every bit of strength I had - instagram.com/p/Bo9f5vrHNYs/โ€ฆ

Sorry to drag you all across to Instagram but yesterday I posted something that took every bit of strength I had - instagram.com/p/Bo9f5vrHNYs/โ€ฆ
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Happy Birthday to meeeeee! Today is the first day of my last year of my dirty 30โ€™s! #itsmybirthdaybitches ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ

Happy Birthday to meeeeee! Today is the first day of my last year of my dirty 30โ€™s! #itsmybirthdaybitches 

๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ
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Anyone else feel they are turning into their own mother?! I literally can hear her voice coming out of my mouth as I utter the sane Momisms that she said to us growing up!! I literally think Iโ€™ve completed 1-10 of the top Momisms this morning alone!! Please say itโ€™s not just me??

Anyone else feel they are turning into their own mother?! I literally can hear her voice coming out of my mouth as I utter the sane Momisms that she said to us growing up!! I literally think Iโ€™ve completed 1-10 of the top Momisms this morning alone!! Please say itโ€™s not just me??
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Today Iโ€™m a mermaid, tomorrow a unicorn ๐Ÿฆ„ My sister thinks Iโ€™m having a midlife crisis! I say F*** it, itโ€™s Friday!!!! #pinkhairdontcare #pinkhair #happyfriday #instamom #midlifecrisis #goldfeverhair ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜œ

Today Iโ€™m a mermaid, tomorrow a unicorn ๐Ÿฆ„ My sister thinks Iโ€™m having a midlife crisis! I say F*** it, itโ€™s Friday!!!! #pinkhairdontcare #pinkhair #happyfriday #instamom #midlifecrisis #goldfeverhair ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜œ
ChildrenOfTheWater (@children_water) 's Twitter Profile Photo

PLEASE WATCH - Child slips, falls in the water and then rescues itself. This will never not be an extraordinary thing to watch ๐Ÿ’— - #holisticselfrescue #education #selfrescue #antidrowning #childrenofthewater