Untrue! I never got to see the Sex Pistols

Your saying that now is like an inflammatory statement from a lawyer where the judge tells the jury to disregard it. It cannot be unheard. I hope your station does practice properly in the future rather than fan the flames of hate whether it be for religion or otherwise

Happy Thanksgiving to my Canadian pals. Me? Heading to Vancouver #ncs #ncsam2019 #NCSAM #NCS

Dear Devin Nunes : Please address matter at hand, not reporting you consider conspiracy among media outlets; not about the whistleblower as a person; not about Hunter or Barack or anyone other than the current president and his posse. Focus and be organized , like Adam Schiff

I want a wireless joystick for a Roomba

Sometimes, what’s old is not new again. #masteroftheobvious #CCC49

I think instead of frequent flyer categories silver, gold, and Platinum, they oughta name them after salsas: mild, medium, hot

Glad to see them demonstrating social responsibility :-)

Especially fascinating health advice, particularly considering the source

It’s his own words, so why the cease & desist letter ?

Found the culprit

No matter how appetizing it may sound or look from the outside...

How thin does a purée have to be before it becomes a soup?

I am in a supermarket in Kona. There aren't any pineapples

Confounding by indication, were more cognitively with-it patients more likely to be trusted with anticoagulants? medpagetoday.com/Cardiology/Arr…

Man steps outside the airport door in Buffalo in the middle of winter and proclaims: "it's cold here!"

I feel like I’m in a 1970s dentist chair. The Muzak has played, in rapid succession: James Taylor, Roberta Flack, John Denver… And not even the good songs

Depeche Mode for a Walmart commercial?!? youtube.com/watch?v=_6FBfA…

Nothing beats a night singing with a bestie

Do you or don’t you? Your waiter is nowhere to be found, repetitively. Do you give him the critique? The manager? Lower your tip? Leave him a note?...