my father is bisexual so this is his shelf in his freezer that he only uses for chilling martini glasses. he will get mad and start yelling about how no one respects him if we put anything else up there.

literal proof that to be cringe is to be free ..free yourself from society's ugly ass shackles n you will find whimsy n love n happiness again

I can’t stop rewatching Alysa Liu say “that’s what I’m fucking talking about” into the camera after her gold medal performance

If Argentina's flag bothers you, close your windows. It's in the sky and you can't block it up there.

Un varón promedia después de arruinarte la perspectiva del amor para siempre

"Childless cat lady” and it's the most fabulous woman you've ever seen in your life

I’m saying

When my friend’s daughter was about five, we stood in line at a McDonalds behind a tattooed biker. Baby girl points to his arm and says, “Oooo. Your mom’s gonna be so mad you drew on your arm.” The biker smiled and said, “Yeah, but she still loves me.” The whole line smiled.

Praise kink? Maybe

In honor of International Women’s Day, fuck the Islamic Republic and fuck your selective feminism

Me acaban de presentar a Chuck Norris. Le he dicho, "Hola, soy Dios". Y me ha contestado: "Eras".

Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)

El loco con 70 años se clavó un solo de guitarra de 20 minutos mientras subia, bajaba y bailaba y a mí con 25 años me empezó a doler la rodilla al minuto 3

On my way to do exactly what I want after asking 20 people for their opinion

Nuestra reacción al ver a Harry en pantalla después de tantos años:

I’m still just an ordinary girl

A ustedes q les gusta el chisme' Los u$d 18 mil millones... No los cobraba un "fondo buitre". Los cobraban Analía Franchín con su pareja Eskenazi. Testa de Néstor Kirchner. Representados por el Grupo Buford.

Para los que no saben la checha no es humorista, es socióloga