John Cleese complains about wokeness

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UK voters did not understand what they were voting for when they backed Brexit in 2016, the European Parliament has said. If there was a referendum tomorrow, how would you vote?

"The old concepts of fighting big tank battles on European land mass are over," said Boris Johnson last November, as he mocked the idea of armed conflict returning to Europe.

This recent argument between Tobias Ellwood and Boris Johnson is absolutely jaw dropping, and shows how little the prime minister and his advisors understood Putin and his ambitions

I'm Belarusian. Seeing more and more hate against Belarusians as a result of Lukashenko's participation in Putin's atrocious war against Ukraine, I have a few things to say.

@VickerySec @C0G1TO_ERG0_SUM Armed forces everywhere are resisting Moscow in that part of the world. Once he loses his and others loyalty, this would be over yesterday. Watch this: x.com/hackingbutlega…

Don’t know what we were doing between 1997 and 2010 but maybe we should give it another go?

Watch! And be disgusted at what a moral vacuum the Conservatives have become. Ashamed at what they’re doing to 🇬🇧 Sickened at the posh public schoolboys driven by their own greed. Angry that our media and our Opposition has failed to tell this story as it should have been told

Eight of the Putin oligarchs who have now been sanctioned were granted "golden” Tier 1 visas by the government - a shocking indictment of how the UK sold its birthright for a mess of dodgy money for years.

One month before Russia invaded Ukraine, I stood trial at the High Court. And now I wait, in purgatory, to be judged. But I believe this trial and the silence around it - & all the Kremlin's men - has revealed something profoundly rotten at the heart of the British state. 1/

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS MOMENT FROM THE ONE SHOW

I've bought a 'Grow your own Michael Fabricant' kit.

Surely one of the greatest headlines ever written.

Piers & Meghan. A Bunny Boiler story. 💔🐰

If you leave a dog poo, you will be fined £80 pounds, but if you do this to our beaches, you will get a tax cut.

A historic failure

Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.

If you belly ache about Just Stop Oil and a bit of orange confetti/powder, an interruption lasting a few minutes, remember that hundreds of thousands of people can march and protest peacefully without a single arrest and the Tory Party's BBC News (UK) will not show it. 👇