can you be a normal team for once

Relieving a former rockie pitcher for another in a tight spot is not advisable

Shit, dude, maybe better things aren’t possible

Chiefs plot armor confirmed

it’s honestly pretty impressive how a team can bungle every roster move for, like, 6 years straight

Craziest fucking game I’ve ever seen lol

Every member of the Denver Nuggets not named Nikola Jokić

three quarters of a billion dollars is crazy

No one has ever played for the tie more than the broncos tonight

CBS just switched to the chargers/raiders game lmao. Broncos are so back.

WE'RE IN. But we're not done yet. #EasyToCelebrate

No, I think it’s good that only three teams actually try in this sport anymore

the only unanimous hall of famer in this god-forsaken sport is a fucking relief pitcher.

they're posting crimes against humanity like halftime stats

WSH goal. 2-1 #Isles.

Final: Rockies 6, Cardinals 0

you're definitely leaving new York you fucking loser

JD Vance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

Safe to say, we are all tired of ice