Has anyone ever unearthed the reason for putting door knockers on the back of expensive dining chairs?

My incredibly talented wife has just launched her new business venture, providing high quality photography and writing for sole traders and small businesses. If you know of anyone in need in the Poole/Bmth area, give them a steer! emmadavenport.co.uk

Anyone know an account for UK customer services for DPDgroup? I'd love to let them know how their silent electric van fully mounted the kerb in front of us in poor visibility rain then proceeded to reverse, trapping my wife against a wall and nearly running over our dog.

Every morning I wake up to find the outside of our windows and car covered in a layer of smoke deposits and dust from people's wood burners - BCP Council do you have any sort of monitoring or controls in place on this? Whats the plan?

BBC top brass presumably right now wishing they'd paid more attention to the chapter on Power Gradients in their copies of 'How to Boss in Media'. Tip: it's not the same as when you worked in the City....

I'm struggling to remember the name of the person who presented the three series of The Apprentice that were made after Lord Sugar was suspended for this tweet. #GaryGate #BBCBias

For Johnson this is all about wounded ego and narcissistic defiance. For the rest of us, his mewling is just dragging back up the overriding feeling that we were all taken for mugs, if (as his defence claims) we didn't *actually* have to follow things to the letter...

That rarest of things from me nowadays... A live DJ set! Assuming obv. you're seeing this realtime and not in 3 days time... Do pop in! twitch.tv/iangeek

Like Blur? Like Orbital? Short on time and wish there was a way to ingest both at the same time? I've got you covered... remix.audio/track/49253/or…

PM desperately trying to secure voters through populism. Next month he'll say he's on the side of those who wanted a more satisfactory ending to Lost.

New keyring might just be the best thing I've ever purchased

Penny Mordaunt's speech has the exact same energy as when a client has a go at SEO keywording their own website...

I'm doing a thing, because cancer is an arsehole, my wife is amazing, and Macmillan are there when everyone needs them. justgiving.com/team/cakenport