On your bike Smith. You'll never hit them as clean as me

Drinking game. Take a sip when Howie says Marnus Larrrrrburshane Drink a whole bottle and your mates bottle if Marco Jansen smiles

Haha so basically Warner gets a first baller which is a sign of things to come including Sydney, India then England

Jordan Silk's neck is the only continent Qantas don't fly to

Surely Jordan Silk can spare 3 inches of neck and donate it to Tom Latham

I've decided to buy some whey protein thanks to Billy Stanlake and his ad. Nothing screams get ripped on whey like Billy Stanlake When I see ripped bods, I always think of Billy Stanlake

Here comes fat boy. Another dot fest coming up

Never thought I'd ever say this but Boland is backed into a corner. Might be time to play the race card

This is how awesome and lucrative the BBL is. Players leaving mid season to go to better comps Lynn leaving Christian leaving Khan leaving Duplessis gone Dreruss gone I'm sure there is many more also

Our favourite KFC inhaler is back at it again. Jumping around and playing poke shots with both feet in the air. Back early for a 21 piece bucket. Absolute spud

Renegades going with Guptill, Marsh and Finch. Was Warwick Armstrong, Keith Miller and Victor Trumper unavailable?

No warning from Zampa before attempting a flog move. Wouldn't expect any more from a pole smoker

I wish I was as good as Warner he always digs in best opener ever

People may be surprised by this but I'm not just an elegant batsman that smashes bowling attacks. I actually have another talent. I'm an extremely good judge of character. See below: Male with neck tatt = fuckwit Female with blue, purple or green hair = fuckwit

Bbl is like KFC Sounds like an ok idea. Then when you’re half way through or done, you feel sick and dirty

Was going to shave my head for charity. Then decided to just shave my head and not worry about any charity.

Just a recap on our selectors for the T20 world cup a few months ago. The 2 blokes they decided weren't good enough Cam Green: Picked up by IPL for 2.3 million bucks Steve Smith: Plastering everyone in the BBL and nearly made 3 centuries in a row.

Will be a tight race for women's cricketer of the year between Ellyse Perry and Adam Zampa

And so ends another season of hit and giggle. Now to sit back and watch our woke test team get obliterated with zero preparation in India. Flogs

Head dropped for Handscomb? Head one of the best players all summer yet they think Renshaw and Handscomb should take his spot. Bailey on meth again