I love my new wife Sharon, I trust her to wax my bussy and preventing ingrown hairs from appearing #ivegotnothingleft

God, right now I’m..

Flashback: O brother, where art thou? #EastEnders

SHARONS FACE

Me to Sharon after she got the voicemail from Denny #EastEnders

Sharon got that WAP #EastEnders #WAP

But it doesn’t beat my WAB #WetAssBussy #EastEnders

Me when Phil raises his voice #bussyscared #bussyterrified #EastEnders

I can’t believe Sharon is in love with me. My bussy is very excited for what’s to come #gettingluckysoon #Eastenders

I’m thinking of asking Peter to wax my bussy, Sharon is sus 😡

#EastEnders

Greyussy is goneee, #bussyhappy #EastEnders