Twitter ain’t stopping us this time…per sources.

Zack (Slack) Jones almost completed the full workout today, per sources.

Dudes will use every opportunity to remind you that they had multiple D1 offers, but chose to go to smaller school instead. If this is you please shut the fuck up.

The odds of Slack Jones finishing his race this weekend have changed from +150 to +350, per sources.

The over/under time for Slack Jones in the 3000 Steeplechase is 11 minutes. Sports bettors are hammering the over, per sources.

The over/under time for Zack (Slack) Jones has changed from 11 minutes to 10:15.00. Sports bettors continue to hammer the over, per trusted source.

this Zack Jones guy deserves way more credit. he gets made fun of by the media way too much. The Zack Jones slander must stop.

This Just In… mfs are fast

never reveal your sources, per source.

Zak Kubitz is entering the transfer portal, per multiple trusted sources.

Junior Kandolo got a haircut, per source.