Who did this 🤨 I want you niggas on the internet dead. Fuck everybody laughing at this shit. 😡 #getthestrap

they tought us about the birds and the bees... but never the wasps x.com/Bookz/status/1…

Dinner date didn’t go as planned

Some guy just told me I looked 34 today.... so that’s how my day is going

The Office (US) is truly a show for intellectuals. It was the first comedy show in history to not feature a "laugh track." Which means that the fans have to find the jokes on their own.

If we can't agree on the following propositions, then our country cannot survive: 1. Placing your knee on someone's neck for 9 minutes as they say they cannot breathe is evil; 2. Rioting and looting and beating innocents are evil; 3. Nearly all Americans agree with (1) and (2).

People are more concerned with looking like a good person than being a good person

Legalize comedy

Tomorrow we all go to the moon 🚀

No highs, no lows, only Doge

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

Why did Apple Music suggest this song for me today?

Girl Scouts are masters at selling I walked past them and I had two boxes of Tagalongs and they had my money within 10 seconds

My biggest fear in life is turning into someone who doesn’t use a turn signal

I’ve watched The Office so many times Netflix should be saying “Why are you still watching The Office?”

My mom’s meme game is strong😂

Beerbongs. Bentleys. Battlestar Galactica.