Parents will give u a lecture about fake friends and get scammed by their pastor.

Did our parents want to retire as early as we want to? Cos I can’t do this shit for another 10 years please 😭😭

If you can’t give me 28+ chances then don’t even fwm

Respect people’s boyfriends please 🤣🤣🤣

Nonchalant people make me laugh. You think I’m going to chase you? I don’t even like walking 😆

Me viewing your story is a hint, text me.

😂😂

Are men even people?

Water 😅

I can’t wait to see how good it gets for me. 🥰🥺

literally me

If anyone wants to use me for money laundering activities, I’m open to new opportunities.

Proof that it only takes about 8cm or 3 inches to make a woman happy 😆😂

Some of you need to get used to my banter about men on here, ask the men who know me in real life, I adore them 😂🤣😂 so before you show your defense mechanism on my posts, go through my profile. You are welcome 😄😄

Watching murder documentaries so I don't make the same mistakes they did>>> 😌

People with connections and telling you it’s just God that blessed them … it’s fair to say you have connections and Gods blessings on top.

You handled it so well 🥺 Duh 😅😅 i was cheating too 😌

My daughter is learning Chinese and God knows we have suffered in this house 😂🤣😂 now i am forced to learn the basics too 😒

I really need an hour of sleep but this adulting thing? Ghetto af 🫩🫩