Imagine my surprise when casually eating lunch to see a dead spider in my pasta. Happy Monday everyone

Yo puɐlǝɹI ⅋ ʞꓵ xᴉlɟʇǝN, why did you get rid of That 70s Show?! Where can I watch it now?! :(

Fun Fact: you can see your nose all the time. You're welcome!

I don't know why but I really want to play Simpsons Hit and Run!

Oh Damn! Drama at the Oscars

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Wait! Wait! Wait! American's spell the rubber that goes around a car wheel as 'tire'? TIRE?!

Do I get Elden Ring? Actually let me phrase that differently. Do I want to be stressed and rage continuously whilst playing a video game? Hmmmm?

#ApexLedgends is trending on my twitter. I'm happy a good game is trending. But, people! Learn how to spell!

Frantically looking for a jumper this morning, as someone asked me to turn my camera on for a meeting and I was still in my pyjamas and dressing gown

So Fortnite without the building - any good?

Played Apex Legends with my friends for the first time in a while last night. My wifi said no. It didn't like it.

I have come to the conclusion that I AM Chandler Bing. I am very sarcastic I use humour as a defence mechanism And Miss Congeniality is one of my favourite films too

So I have to take a medical test where I can only eat baked chicken and steamed rice 24 hours before. I decided to do it on the day my dad made a Sunday roast. Pure torture. I don't recommend.

Never compromise your beliefs. At some point, you'll have to make people mad, or back down. Make them mad.

Scuffed F1 season by TAG is my new favourite thing to watch! I hope they do another season soon

Saw Lightyear last night and was presently surprised how good it was. But now I need a Sox, if you know, you know.

RIP Technoblade! One of my favourite Minecraft YouTubers to watch! His sense of humor was amazing!

The truth about Apex Legends

Wraith mains on Apex Legends for no reason at all