--struggling to hold back a chuckle at the sounds Derek was emitting, I murmur against the skin} Of course I would, but if I left--

--Now you would have the worst case of blue balls and wouls learn your lesson pretty damn quick. (Derek)

{Snorting, I peer down Derek as I pull away from the soft skin of your neck.} Yeah, that's kind of the end goal, Sourwolf. You know,-

--That's what this is leading up to. {Chuckling, I settle back on my hunches and give Derek a lopsided grin.} I thought you were--

--Smart enough to know that, Derek. Really, after all we've done this before, Der.

{Giving Derek a coy grin, I lazily shrug a shoulder.} Fine, but as the Curly Fry Princess I think I deserve to be carried.

{Crashes into Derek's mentions, giving you a alrge grin} Do you know what today is, Sourwolf?

{A laugh bubbling from my lips, I roll my eyes.} Yes, but what else? Derek

{My eyes widen slightly, as I was shocked that Derek actually knew that it was my birthday. After a moment, I shrug a shoulder.}--

--I wonder who that could be. Derek

{Glaring at Derek slightly, I smack your arm lightly. Huffing out a breath, I state} No sex for you.

{Gaping at Derek, I spin on my heel and swiftly move away from you. As I move, I mutter under my breath} Gosh dang sourwolves and--

--their shit. Derek

{Whirling around, I huff out a breath. My gaze narrowing at Derek I state} I'm only depriving you of sex because you didnt know what-

--The date was! Derek

{Rolling my eyes, I barely rven try to push Derek's arms away from me before I sigh.} Fine, but theres still no sex for you.

{Glancing up at Derek, I purse my lips for a breif moment.} Then I'd have to suffer just as much as you do.

--away from me slightly} The only fucking your getting tonight is with your own hand, Derek

{Pursing my brims, I force myself to shake my head} No, of course not {I state unconvincingly} Derek

{Collapses into Derek's bed, a small smirk upon my brims as I wait for him to return.}