Welcome to another edition of Stupidest Fucking Person To Have Walked This Earth: Brexit Bonanza

🇬🇷 day 2 @ Mykonos instagram.com/p/B133HkzhEbU/…

🏝 @ Ágios Nikólaos, Lasithi, Greece instagram.com/p/B18yS2rh9qk/…

Ma famille ❤️ instagram.com/p/B2CkuAnhi9w/…

Quite in love with Syracuse. @ Syracuse, Italy instagram.com/p/B2HbsaYhyQ0/…

❤️ @ Syracuse, Italy instagram.com/p/B2Hh8KHBBJe/…

Oh fuck offffffffffffffffffffffffff

Well, cheers. Absolute cunts. 👏

Legit haven’t logged into this account for weeks. If you voted Tory today, please unfollow me.

No doubt lots of people will be talking about this, but the Tories only won 270,000 more votes (which is nothing, really) at this election than they did in 2017 under May. That has translated to an additional 48 seats (365 vs 317) and a whopping majority. Strange electoral system

If today’s result is uninteresting to you, it’s because you’re privileged enough to not have it affect your life. But spare a thought for those who do. Politics affects us all, and if you don’t think that applies to you, then you’re a part of the problem.

I’m so lucky I grew up with a labour government. I literally wouldn’t have been able to eat without free school meals, and wouldn’t have been able to get to school without the zip oyster cards. The tories would have NEVER.

Let’s play a version where I post photos of the things that strangers in the comment sections of tabloids have told me I look like. Again, the media aren’t the problem. People are the problem. #CarolineFlack

Jonathan Van Ness is a perfect blend of David Rose and Alexis Rose and I will fight anyone who tells me otherwise

I’ve had many requests to join a shout out service over the years, and one or two of you will be utterly delighted to know that I’ve finally relented lol. You can book your personalised shout out video message at celebvm.com/melissasuffield @CelebVM

THREAD OF PETITIONS TO SIGN FOR THE #BLACKLIVESMATTER MOVEMENT AND TO END POLICE BRUTALITY

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