“Honey, I’m a MOTHER.” -Keke Palmer 😂😂

- this game has been frustrating lol

- I’m stressed.

- I am a mother! I need to be in bed. Lol

- good night!

KeyShaun: “Dang, buddy, I got a whole son son. You my little son.” This boy is about to be 1 and his parents are still shocked that he’s here. 😂🖤

IS ANYBODY WATCHING LOVE IS BLIND???!!! ….CUZZZZ WHUUUUTTTT?!?!!!??!?

- it’s hard not to like the Kelce brothers.

- i don’t know if I’ve ever watched a documentary that’s made me as mad as Take Care of Maya.

- my little buddy turns 1 in 4 days. 🤯

KeyShaun - “dang buddy you my favorite son. I can’t even remember life before you. It feels like you’ve been here forever. Well, for me you have been here forever. I just didn’t know who you were” 😂😂😂😂

- one of my favorite things about Deuce right now is watching him problem solve.

- I cannot wait to take my baby to Disney this fall! 😬

- I don’t know who is going to win between my low profile tires & these Baltimore pot holes but I’m afraid it’s not going to be me. 🥴

- I know I’m getting older because I signed up for the rewards at Hallmark.

Me all week reminding KeyShaun we are going to fleet week in Baltimore. This morning…. KeyShaun - did you know there is an air show in Baltimore today? Me- 😑 *rises up out of bed* “That’s what I’ve been telling you all week!” ……🤦🏾‍♀️

- WHERE IS THE YEAR GOING?!

- lately, any time I show somebody a picture of Deuce their first response is, he has hair like you! He does & that’s why I’m going to be sad when we cut it. In probably the weirdest way, I’ve learned to love my hair because of his.

- I’m going to be so sad when the Olympics are over.