No mamen, avisen, me asusté

everybody get in there immediately. modern royalty fake marriage between ex-schoolmates and possible ex-crush turned mortal enemy trope we are EATING

la parte de my boy only breaks his favorite toys que dice pero tendrías que haberlo visto cuando recién me tuvo

No recomiendo la experiencia de vivir sucesos parecidos a los de ttpd, casi no la cuento

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

Me veo en la necesidad de decirles a todos que ya salí de esa relación porque si me dejan sola con mis pensamientos, me vuelvo loca de la ansiedad (?)

“why tf are u taking so long in the shower” me on the 50th song of my world tour:

as my final act of grief i shall mourn for myself for letting it all happen

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

This picture screams AURAA.

when the job keeps testing you but you need the money

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love

BABY, WHERE THE HELL IS MY HUSBAND?? 🗣🗣🗣