Me after the perfect Sunday brunch.

There are millions of men whose lives would have been much worse without abortion. Men who wouldn't have found their big loves, wouldn't have their kids, wouldn't have been as successful, wouldn't have taken big risks. Many of them don't think about it. Some don't even know it.

I will never forgive resistance twitter for making me, and many of my LGBTQ friends on here, defend Madison Cawthorn.

Spent all day in meetings and just realized my polo was inside out so that’s cool.

America, where you only ever need half a flagpole.

HFS

Knocking on someone's door in the middle of the day to sell them something is so aggressively intrusive you almost gotta respect it.

Does this still work

I move that we change the name of the "United States" to "AAAAAA United States" so it shows up at the top of dropdown lists where you have to select your country.

conservative logic is weird, if you’re a groomer why would you go through all the work it takes to live as a trans person in a transphobic society when you can just become a priest and the most gullible adults on earth will just hand you their children on a silver platter

Finally found something breaking my twitter silence for

Don’t look at it it hurts. They didn’t make that up.

Me reviewing your pull request

former food pantry worker🙋🏾‍♀️ a lot of you have never seen the look on a mother’s after you told her you don’t have a cake/mix to give for her child’s birthday. not sure if y’all forgot but these people are human beings