I don’t want gay pride. I want gay revenge.

My two personalities waiting to see which re-recording will be announced next

me relaxing not doing shit bc i know cardiganswift2805’s got it and gonna run those puzzles like the navy

I won’t take the high road. I’ll put my car in park in the middle of the fucking road and deal with you right here, bitch.

me when i see taylor swift begin a new era:

Snorting when you laugh is CRAZY. I have never needed a breath that bad.

naboo gays were gagging

i cannot even begin to explain to someone who’s not deep in the lore how totally fucking crazy it is that we stepped out of the lover house…. and discovered we were in the psych ward the whole time LIKE WHAT THE FUCK????

“these lyrics are fucking terrible every album has been the same for the past 5 years”

DRAG HIS ASS!!!!!!

1) #TSTTPD is a piercingly vulnerable window into the 2022-2023 psyche of the biggest star in the world. It has some *really* good songs. I think it might be the most interesting lyrical product she’s ever put out. And it is, objectively, not her best album. Bear with me.

what if I killed myself

I don’t want to hear why you don’t like Taylor Swift, I just want to see your results on a language arts placement test. That will tell me everything I need to know.

Seeing all the backlash to TTPD knowing we’ve got Rep TV coming down the pipeline

This Gabby Windey speech is going to be laid over a dance beat and played in gay bars until the end of time #TheTraitorsUS

I had to watch all of this. 😮

how has tloas not leaked yet. like where r arianators and beyhive when u need them 😭