99% of you suck. Fuck you.

You people are so retarded you don’t understand how retarded you are. Retardedly sad.

Not killing people seems like a good idea and people being happy over the killing of someone seems not good. I can’t stand Elizabeth Warren and I can’t stand Tucker Carlson but I don’t think it’s a good idea to kill either of them. Sadly, most people don’t feel that sense of

If someone killed Charlemagne then said online how happy they were, I hope they’d lose their job. This isn’t cancel culture. This is a moral compass that you don’t wish death on grandparents, parents, fathers, mothers, husbands, wives, children… But clearly I’m the radical.

Stop believing the online world. Stop thinking what you read online is what actual humans believe. Stop believing what’s said on the internet is what the majority of humans feel. Stop being a part of the hate you claim to reject.

Can’t wait for the liberal black person to be shot in the face in front of the entire world so we can all watch it on super slo-mo replay then laugh and mock him for deserving it. Seems like a great way to solve our problems.

You people really are that dumb, and it’s really sad.

Dear online word warriors: - Charlie Kirk’s wife deserved it - George Floyd was a drugged out n*gger - Curb stomp Capitalists - Heil H*tler - The system is racist - The Jews deserved October 7th - Mohammed was a child rap*st - Women don’t deserve a vote - Bring back slavery -

I don’t expect anyone to retweet that because it’s vile and disgusting, yet all I did was paraphrase everything I’ve read online over the last 5 years. Wild.

Political point scoring is totes how we bring us together. You’re slaying it.

Protest whatever - Climate, fascism, war, racism, Jews, Palestine…whatever helps you sleep at night. You’re a great influencer. Keep it up.

I really fucking hate people. Fuck you.

I don’t wish people happy birthday because I don’t want them wishing me happy birthday. I don’t get why you people don’t understand that.

If you believe what’s posted on social media, you have a PhD in Retard.

.Elon Musk Bro, stop putting @cnn, Fox News and MSNBC in my feed. I NEVER tune to those frequencies. Why are they 75% of my “for you” TL when they are 0% of my RL?

Whatever you identify as is what everyone will make fun of. No one’s attacking you. You’re not special. It’s called comedy. Enjoy it or piss off.

Be somebody, not another nobody.