I know it’s late but I’m gonna have a coffee, because if there’s one thing I excel in, it’s self sabotage

In many eyes, the reputation of Cressida Dick and the Met Police will be significantly damaged by the timing of her decision to investigate. There was plenty of prima facie evidence of crimes in Downing Street weeks ago. Dick refused to investigate then. She is only…

Rishi Sunak tells MPs it is impossible to “artificially” hold down energy prices. In other news, Shell today announced their profits have increased by fourteen-fold and they plan to hand $8.5 billion back to shareholders.

Here are the average price cap unit rates and standing charges for gas and electricity if you're paying by Direct Debit (do note they vary by region)… #MartinLewis

🚨 STRANGER THINGS S4 NEWS 🚨 – Stranger Things S4 arrives 27 May *and* 1 July. – Yes! It's coming in 2 volumes, as part of a supersized S4 (nearly 2x the length of S3!) – S4 will be the penultimate season, Stranger Things will end with S5!!

Under the Home Office definition "family members" excluded from the visa scheme include: - Adult children - Parents of adults - Brothers and sisters, - Grandparents - Aunts and uncles - Nieces and nephews Home Office say that still hasn't changed, despite what Priti Patel said

Can you stop drinking Coca Cola please. They are refusing to withdraw from Russia. Let’s show them some people power.

Russia is so toxic now that reports Putin asked Xi for military aid caused Chinese stocks to suffer their biggest drop since 2008. Chinese tech stocks lost $2.1 trillion today bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

The words "children" were written in Russian outside the Mariupol Drama Theater before it was bombed today by Russian forces. Local authorities and media said the building had been used as a shelter for hundreds of Ukrainian civilians. 📸: Maxar Technologies

The world's largest food producer Nestle refuses to leave the Russian market. Bloody money for #Nestle

I’ll give $5,000 to a random person who retweets this within the next 12 hours. Must be able to DM you if you win. Have a nice day everyone. 🥂

🚨 This is NOT a drill! The Tourist, The Responder, Vigil and Time - four of the BBC’s biggest dramas from the past year - are returning for a second series on BBC One and BBC iPlayer Learn more ➡️ bbc.in/3qo6Bas Watch series one ➡️ bbc.co.uk/iplayer

I'm getting annoyed with people moaning about the cost of things. £2.50 for a coffee, £1.75 for a tea, £2.25 for a cupcake. If I hear any more complaints I'll stop inviting people round.

Can you help our Leicestershire Police colleagues find Alex, 25 who is #MISSING from #Birstall since last Saturday? Alex may be in London, if you have information or see Alex please dial 999 quoting 542/28MAY ow.ly/gC2H50JnjpV

#MonsterMunch Pickled Onion > Roast Beef > Flaming Hot

#MAFSAUS Dan is not "the one" Sandy - do not invest anymore into him!

#MAFSAUS Evelyn is such a boss bltch! Loved watching her being so direct with Dan and not accepting his bullshlt responses! He deffo is trying to pull the wool over everyones eyes. Deffo can start to see his aggressive side show.

Harrison didn't even think twice about chucking Bronite under the bus to try and save face lol "I've got YOUR back" "I do wish YOU didn't say that" lol what a jerk 😆 #MAFSAUS