Currently raving hard to Africa by Toto. Family parties rule.

One of my brother's friends appears to be wearing, what can only be described as Alladins pyjamas trousers. #SoFuckingCool bro

@Sticky_Orange s'up y'all.

@Sticky_Orange "You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!"

I got chills. They're multiplyin', And I'm losing control. Cuz the power you're supplying, it's electrifyin'.

#DescribeYourSexualLifeWithAVideoGame Super Smash Bros

Why am I wheezing?!

I'm getting pretty good at sleeping through bus journeys.

There's a man on the bus grunting like a lonesome rhino on heat. #InsideVoicePlease

Jonah Falcon has the world's largest recorded penis, at 13.5 inches. #StickThatInYourPipeAndSmokeIt

Such an embarrassing session on #DOA5 with @Sticky_Orange - 15 losses to my single victory.

Was tempted to go watch Enter The Void for the second time tonight. But had to eschew for fear of tripping major balls. #DMT

Jeff Bridges has such a jokes voice. #TheBigLebowski

I've been doing it wrong all this time... @Sticky_Orange youtu.be/xyXplN23ALM

#MyWorstFear - being kidnapped and turned into a drug-addicted, sex-trafficked gimp without Liam Neeson as my Dad.

There's a guy at the gym who looks like a middle-eastern Goku. #GetAHairCutBro

I honestly thought the new Apple iPad Mini was a joke.

Literally hooked on The Walking Dead - so damn good.

I swear the only time Frae ever has any customers is when Cass Art has a bastard student sale.