My cat is honestly awful but I love her more than anything on this planet. I feel like a captive.

This is absolutely correct. No person employed or contracted by the federal government should have the ability to act on access to information the average person doesn't have. And they should face gallows if they violate this sacred trust.

I just had to Google current fashion trends for my clothing for a wedding that's happening in days. I'm really not cut out for this 😂

Anyone bitching about this doesn't understand anything at the macro level. All prohibition is pointless and stupid. When you remove the prohibition, the pendulum swings the other way. That might be uncomfortable for a while, but it'll settle. Don't be stupid.

I have to smell your fucking Bradford pear tree. I'd rather smell weed.

I'll never accept a comment about Americans being stupid about geography again (unless this is a joke). Bro have you never seen a globe or used any amount of spatial reasoning?

Why did they make him look like an Oompa Loompa here 😂

Hey Online Mechanic Tips and Carfix Guru. Neither of you have many followers rn, but Grok pointed me toward you both. You've got options. Js

I feel like people have lost the point of social media. This was good once upon a time.

Honestly trying to find a dust cover for my very common toaster that I don't use often and realizing I'm just gonna have to make it... Like that's not a thing I'm used to

... fair enough

Tfw you got your mentor's mentor in chess. Yeah it's nerdy as shit. But there's not many better feelings.

lol get rekt

You know what I can do now? I can take a fucking punch.

Okay no rule you can't spend a whole week being an absolute asshole and then be like this. It's not fair.

Betty Reid Soskin, the trailblazing National Park Service ranger who became the oldest active ranger until her retirement at age 100, passed away peacefully Sunday morning surrounded by family. She was 104. Thank you for your service, Ranger Betty.