FUCK YEAH LAMB!!

It’s bad enough that the kitchen staff sharted blood on my desert plate… then they topped the fucking thing off with a couple of rocks.

Forgot to post this earlier, but FUCK YEAH SERBIAN LAMB!

Now we’re talking.... #lamb

Finally - found a fucking American restaurant that can do lamb. I mean, it’s barely a mouthful, but that’s fine...

When the menu said “bob ross” I was expecting happy fucking trees, not cheese.

Has anyone seen my jacket?

It’s a good thing Jeff Themann isn’t speaking this year since neither of these is lamb.

Which one of you motherfuckers do I have to speak to about menu choices?

Little birdy just told me I’ve been tapped to be the dinner speaker for #PyConlineAU…

So… anyone know a good lamb place that will deliver?

Fuck yeah lamb tacos!

I’m not leaving this party until Christopher Neugebauer (@[email protected]) sings. #animportantdate

I don’t know who the Software Poverty Law Center is, but it sounds like I should be a member… #animportantdate

THERE IS WEDDING PIE??!?!?!! #animportantdate

THIS. IS. PIECON!! #animportantdate

Where’d my fscking pie go?! #animportantdate

I don’t know what everyone is raving about - these cocktails are shit. #animportantdate