At 2am while eating her muesli.

I’ll be on my own and she’ll randomly tell me to “look.” Then when I look, she’ll start singing “look what a hot body can do…” and whining her waist. I’m ashamed of the number of times I fell for it. 😭

This is a crazy thing to assert because they are international treaties written in Swahili. Your own constitution is in KiSwahili. Please do not confuse your limited knowledge of Kiswahili for limitations of the language itself.

I found this very satisfying to watch.

Nigga…. this restaurant has a dessert on the menu called “baked cookie dough”… now I’m no genius, but ain’t that a fuckin cookie??

need this video to be preserved forever at the library of congress so the children of the future can study what the purest form of kunt actually looked like

i personally feel like being able to bite through the cob of the corn should get you life without parole

“go make a ball bra for men and let. us. age.” LOUDEEERRRR

this was just a ridiculous five track run

Bro casually recorded the greatest clip of all time on accident 😭

i’m so so sorry but this is kind of cracking me up

oh zara you really are a vocal beast phew

“what talents do you have?”

babe come here you’re missing the possum eclipse

No other sitcom had this perfect blend of chaos, comfort and heart. Ever.

No One by Alicia Keys. Not worst ever. It's in the area of extremely annoying wanna cut my ears off tho

Baby WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yes

I’m super polite to the airline check in ladies and that’s why I’ve sat alone on a window seat both ways 🙂‍↕️