I'm not ready for training right now

I just broke a picture frame. Oops.

LOVE'S AN OPEN DOOR-- Levi: *Slams the door in my face* It's fucking cold outside.

I hate that mom always gave Mikasa and Armin the good food, And I was left with the damn leftovers.

Why does Petra sound just like Liz Thompson from Soul Eater?

I'm off to see the wizard, The wizard of where's my fucking dad.

Levi has some serious morning breath. I told him and he bitch slapped me. Then Mikasa threw a chair. Today has been a bitchy day.

LET'S GO FREEDOM! x.com/_GeneralGeorge…

I think I am, George. x.com/_GeneralGeorge…

*Is ready to fight Annie*

My own pillow scared the piss out of me.

So I hear that I'm walking up next chapter... wAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE CAN'T WAKE UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAVE MEEE!

Guys, I have a joke. Annie: I like my men how I like my marshmallows. Annie: Burnt.

You know what we should sing at Armin's funeral? Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song~

THIS ARMIN'S ON FIIIRREEEE!

Armin: Just gonna stand there and watch me burn..

Why does everyone die? This is literally why we can't have nice things.

Hey, guys, you want to know how to play Pokemon Go? You can't! The servers are aways fucking down!

THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIRRREE x.com/AstutePawn/sta…

I feel bad for Farlan. Marco stole all of his half jokes.