nobody liked this tweet huh

so here's an important political lesson from last weekend: it is ESSENTIAL that we not pre-accommodate illegitimate authority I had a brief flash of "oh should I get rid of my reference to Mastodon so I don't get banned?" I decided "fuck no, let them do the work to ban me "

come to think of it, why doesn’t that work? nader dabit why isn’t iameli[email protected] something valid to follow on Mastodon?

if you love borders so much why don’t you marry them

(A Speedrunner Explaining the Grocery Store's Self-Checkout Isle) Yeah so on a 6-sided box you have a 16% chance of scanning the barcode without looking; 33% if we assume it's not on the front. Basically it's worth the RNG risk since the timesave is huge compared to looking first

for everybody forever

no more tweetbot means i probably won’t use this anymore, bye i guess

no more tweetbot means no more tweets. mastodon: iame.li/@iameli lens: iameli.lens bye!

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Probable last Tweet. Bye! Mastodon: iame.li/@iame.li Lens: iameli.lens Bluesky: iame.li