🥲 can they not…

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What kind of hold does U2 have on this country??

First of all… show these fools what real drum majors look like… Grambling’s need more practice.

This just made me so, so, very annoyed.

A. C. T. I. O. N. S.

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Know what’s not fun? Living downtown when the Rangers win the World Series. Your car has a horn, that’s so cute. Love it. It sounds cute. You can all stop honking now.

6am, and someone is making sugar cookies. I want one bad.

Knowing what I know about the DC Universe, the way I continue to romanticize Gotham City needs to be studied.

Welp, farewell dinner is over. Just like that I’m done with the best job I’ve ever had.

For non wine drinkers, this is like someone driving a Hyundai making fun of a Kia driver

Turned my phone off to think. Turned it back on to the same BS. Never deserved any of this.

I’d be a goner if there was a gun to my head and needed her to answer.

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Forever drinking sitting down and getting smacked immediately when I stand up. Love that for me. 🙃

Hey Dale Carman! I’m working on creating an AR project for my non-profit’s fundraising dinner, I’m wondering if I could jog your brain for ideas or if your company might be interested in collaborating with our organization?