Date someone you can do weird shit with, Kama Kukula Kwa sufuria moja.

Kuitwa real man na madame ni equivalent na kuitwa boss na maboiz wako. Both humean kuna kitu ya ujinga wanataka uwafanyie

Tumekua tunablame gachagua hii time yote juu ya kuvaa nguo kubwa kumbe ni zile aliachiwa na bro yake buana 🤔

Hizo site zenu za kutengeneza dollars kama hamna nguo ni gani?... si mniconnect bana🤭

Ukiwa na diarrhoea avoid funny people at all costs 😂

Broke boys insulting broke girls is lack of unity tupendane vile tuko😂

Friday huwa na mood ingine strange Unaweza jipata umeambia mdosi akae na kazi yake kuna pombe mahali imekungoja.

Syllabus inakimbia haraka sana 😂

Unakumbuka ukiset Jina yake kama password..

Asalaam alaikum, kama nakudai kindly nilipe😂

Mbona Kindiki hajitumii congratulations message, ata ile ya "mama I made it " 🤔

Let's create the best playlist ever. Drop in the comment section your favorite song👇🏽

Mwalimu wa kiswahili akiuliza nomino za makundi halafu back bencher aseme "mbogi la watu"

What I love most about Ruto is that,whatever he set his mind to do,he will do it whether we like it or not.

Ukiuliza msee anatoa wapi pesa alafu akuambie 'ni God' Hippo siku.

Unaeza pata ata simple boy ndio mwana mpotevu

Believe in yourself. Trust your abilities and stay committed to your goals with determination and persistence, you can achieve anything. 📌

So juu hauna dem ukaamua kuwa photographer.

Uko wapi?