looking at my bank statement after treating apple pay like a wand

lo fácil que es ponerme de mal humor dios decis algo q no me gusto y ya estoy así

JOHN LOGAN AND GRACE IVERS MY PARENTS ARE REAL I’M ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

🎥| Kid Cudi on Taylor Swift making him look like the "coolest dad ever": "My daughter texted me one day, 'Umm daddy is it possible for you to get tickets for me and my friends to see Taylor Swift?' “I was like, 'Let me see what I can do.'"

Women be like I know a spot it's not expensive and it's this

cuando un auricular se queda sin bateria y el otro sigue con 100%

Obvio, no voy a coger pareciendo un cerdo malformado

Hace poco me enteré que fuera de Paraguay no existe la palabra argel, me puso argel

Parece qualquer cidade do interior de São Paulo

o carro não consegue sequer andar aí eles colocam um vídeo do carlos sainz seminu suspirando numa banheira ótima estratégia de distração

cómo que hay gente que recién ahora esta leyendo los libros de off campus en dónde estuvieron metidas ustedes durante la pandemia

a partir de ahora mi contestacion para todo

Con lo que sueña Toto Wolff todas las noches:

she said “in Brazil, more than 20 million mothers are single, with no support… i am one of them!” 😭

me in 2028 witnessing ella bright finally delivering the iconic line of “Dean?” “Dean Di Laurentis?” “You want me to call Dean.” “Dean Di Laurentis?”