crypto 2025 so far > trump launches shitcoin > melania launches unrelated shitcoin day after > ledger cofounder kidnapped along with his wife and fingers cut off > africa launches shitcoin > argentina launches crimecoin in collaboration with a disfigured cartoon looking mfer >

" this bull trap won't trap me "

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Investing in crypto is risky. Not investing in crypto is also risky. 🤷‍♂️

JUST IN: Binance Founder CZ says "the current American Dream is to own a home." "The future American Dream will be to own 0.1 BTC, which will be more than the value of a house in the US."

He literally called the bottom.

Dear son,

Donald Trump told you there would be some short term pain Then he nuked the S&P 500 1400 points, posted “it’s a great time to buy” at the stone bottom, then gassed it back to ATH in a straight line with no dips Legend stuff

2014: idiot 2015: idiot 2016: idiot 2017: you got lucky 2018: idiot 2019: idiot 2020: idiot 2021: you got lucky 2022: idiot 2023: idiot 2024: idiot 2025: you got lucky

The “I should have voted for Kamala” range

2030: "Mom why are we so rich?" Because dad didn't panic sell.

All you had to do was: nothing. Patience pays.

If you keep pushing your friends to buy Bitcoin, they will. At the Top. And it will be YOUR fault.

Covid crash: $1.2B in liquidations FTX crash: $1.6B in liquidations Today: $9.5B in liquidations We just witnessed history

Ivan on Tech 🍳📈💰 Binance

Someone in crypto can stress for months, lose hundreds of hours of sleep, get rugged over and over, be in debt, dead broke, on the verge of going insane, yet still have hope that the future will be amazing.

If history is any indication, the market cycle low for Bitcoin will occur between October 3rd to October 11th of 2026, plus or minus a few days. I'm sure plenty of rallies will occur between now and then.

once you realize what markets can do, working for 40 years feels insane

My money was losing 7% per year due to inflation so I decided to invest into crypto Now I’m losing 30% per month