.Andy Borowitz: Kim Jong Un Upset to Learn That Trump is Seeing Other Dictators. nyer.cm/3KhZRTB

QEII is a passive aggressive icon. 🙌🏻♥️

I HATE SUMMER CLOTHES AND AM SO TIRED OF WEARING THEM!! 🔥😡🔥

Senior Council applications & Senior Trip packets will be available starting tomorrow.

Every teacher in this Kentucky school district was gifted $100 for school supplies by an anonymous donor cnn.it/2Bqpd2P

Earthquake drill turned into something else entirely when after getting under a table I began to be strangled to death by my own tie... #workplacehazard 👔

Yesterday, I sent an email regarding today subject line “Friday” and today I’ve referenced that it was Friday twice now. It’s clearly going to be a very long week!

A band serenades cows to scientifically test whether music influences the amount of milk produced by cows. 1930

Falmouth Hack: it’s faster to drive to Grants Lick for your Dollar General needs than to go to the horrid DG Market.

Happy October!! 4 days!!

Remember the scene where the Wicked Witch poisons the poppies and Dorothy and friends try to keep running and achieve their goal but they just collapse in exhaustion?... That’s how I’d describe 2018. 😴

It was super tempting to stay home this evening but I’m so glad I ventured out to the PCHS Choir Concert. Thank you for sharing your talent and effort this evening! It was beautiful and uplifting, @pchsmusic ♥️🐾🎶

A state of emergency should be declared at the Kohl’s in Cold Spring! 🚨 Obvious evidence of looters. FEMA can fold and arrange the pants while the Red Cross get the hangers in the right order. All first responders should report to the shoe department!🚨

1 day until Fiesta Friday! Eat at El Paso to support the Senior Class on Friday!🌮🎓🌮🎓🌮🎓

🎓Quarter Auction 2/9/19. UK & Pendleton clothing all sizes, tools, beauty supplies, jewelry & more. Many vendors🎓Support the SENIORS🎓

Quarter Auction tomorrow! Valuable gifts & prizes to be won!

Breaking a 7 month tweet hiatus for this 😹

Congratulations to all the seniors recognized tonight. Senior Council is experiencing some technical difficulties. More pics to come tomorrow 🙂.

NTI has been such a different animal... But I’ve kept myself busy with school work for 14 hours today... and the familiar stress pain has returned to my back. I missed it. I miss my students ♥️.

Wishing Julie Hart a fabulous last day with students after 33 years of dedicated service to PCHS students like me. No one worked harder to make sure school was a fun place for students and staff alike. Congratulations, Mrs. 💖! #22andOut