I just remembered Spotify's top played lists will soon destroy timelines everywhere and shuddered.

Bottomless brunch really does have a choke hold on this country.

Humans. 🙄

Can freelancers strike? Asking for me.

Valentines is as informative as ‘back to school’ on socials… who knew these relationships (or kids) existed.

Burberry said blankets and hot water bottles for the win.

International women’s day wasn’t created for discount codes or free shipping.

The first thing you see when returning to the UK should never be Croydon. FFS.

Hayfever is a bludclart.

Feel to the put the heating on. 😮‍💨

No pictures = sign of a good night.

Words to leave in 2023…. ‘Era’

Chappin.

People who wear flags as capes at carnival are a special breed.

Before pressing record and uploading, ask your friends if they would pay for a conversation with you.

Dear Vinted seller, If you don’t like my lowball offer, just ignore me or decline and move on. I don’t need an explanation. I’m easily offended.

…and just like that, spring done.

Dear Spring, is everything alright? Cause we have things to wear and vibes to catch.

Why does Rishi think taking off his blazer is making a point? 🤨

Money and ‘fits’ are not personality traits. 🙄