ENO on #Yelp: Great place for vino and snacks after a day of shopping in union square. Also a great date spot. yelp.com/biz/eno-san-fr…

Update: This is still not me. Air quality has *slightly* improved, but definitely not great. Please don't be that person who goes for a run in this mess just to say you did it. Not cool. Unlike me, who is very cool.

If all the celebs left social media who would promote fraudulent music festivals?

Donald J. Trump Oh Sweetie

Kris Jong-Un this morning looking at all the alerts on her phone...

Can't believe this is how I'm finding out James lives in Cardi B & TINA SNOW's WAP mansion. youtu.be/FuYPnIW5t84

Breaking News: Sen. Kamala Harris of California is Joe Biden’s pick for vice president. A pragmatic moderate, she is the first Black woman on a major party ticket. nyti.ms/33VYEz7

COVID-19 Update: The CSU system announced today that the Spring 2021 semester will be virtual, with a very small number of in-person classes. 1/5

Josh Marshall Trump’s October surprise will be the announcement of “his infection.” Fake, but quite dramatic. This twist will blow Biden off the screens, the “Trump COVID watch” dominating every minute of every day. Then, 14 days later, Trump will emerge, 100% cured by hydroxychloroquine.

Just posted a photo @ Los Angeles, California instagram.com/p/CGqwnMXJLIhb…

Just posted a photo @ Lake Arrowhead, California instagram.com/p/CJNb4YupeDJA…

It was the mustache for me 😂

Dude, your eyes need to start practicing some social distancing. #NationalRoastDay

Just posted a photo @ Ysabel instagram.com/p/CRP16ZfJEeA8…

Just posted a photo @ The Langham Huntington, Pasadena instagram.com/p/CSV95SALP_sR…

Sliving @ Casa de Slivington #friends #sayulita #mexico #thatsmytype #anditsup #sliving @ Sayulita, Nayarit, Mexico instagram.com/p/CU8sLJwAmig_…

.Elon Musk let me tweet from space pls

Thanks Little Dragon for spending 1,591 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Ritual Union. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/6Tyzp9K…