He's not happy with me

“Women only wear revealing clothes to get attention from men” I dunno bro, have you seen what women wear when they know men won't be there?

Somebody asked my mama how she got my dad to be the type of husband he is and she said “I divorced him and I’ll do it again if I need to.” Lmaoo these niggas gotta know you can and will pack them bags baby.

Why did you come here?

Too lazy to expirement and deal with the trial and error

Prada

I'd do it for less

Just nod amd say oh wow the same way you would do with toddlers

Nobody is talking about All Star Weekend...or is it just me?

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As a personal trainer, this counts...

Not the unpaid internship Lmao

Male-centered women have nothing to offer me as a friend. They are insufferable.

Baby I'm a spring chicken

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Finally started LIB and I be forgetting when people say O-H I gotta do the I-O back

The older I get soul food mac and cheese is very mid. I keep having very average ones and it's turning me off

Yet here we have the highest levels of govt not protecting other people's children from the pedophiles

Idk I really like Vic and Christine #LoveIsBlind I hope they make it.

Your own kid hates you though 🤔