⠀ ⠀ see i tried to tell everybody to pack some sun screen for this trip now we all look stupid with these sunburns ⠀

⠀ ⠀ i just don’t think it’s fair that jason gets this perfect tan and oliver and i are as red as satan’s ass hole ⠀

⠀ ⠀ no , we look a little silly i think a little bullying is appropriate here ⠀

⠀ ⠀ gentle bullying , please . on account of my boyfriend crazy he kill ppl ⠀

⠀ ⠀ cmon we’re rich we’ll age more like milk with an expiry date ⠀

⠀ ⠀ my career is doing FINE , for your information ! not that it’s ever been any of your business . ⠀

⠀ ⠀ yeah , we get it . it’s YOUR island . we fucked up ⠀

⠀ ⠀ you should dump him ⠀

⠀ ⠀ … yeah , okay . i walked into that ⠀

⠀ ⠀ i can’t dump jason who else is gonna tell him to moisturize ⠀

⠀ ⠀ yes , ma’am . ⠀

* hot take but liza snow was right

⠀ ⠀ day ??? on the island : oliver and i have invented a new language to speak for inside the cave because we can’t gossip without everyone hearing about it ! ⠀