The thing I keep going back to about Old Man Izzo’s quotes is that he’s making it sound like “well this hurts high schoolers. If they don’t sign at UL, just hand them an application to Enterprise.” My brother in christ, they have 364 more options. And they ain’t falling to #364

Imagine when the power goes out during a storm or you have to turn the power off to put up a ceiling fan somewhere in the house, and you have to hit that fickle, little, bottom button to use this TV the first time after

Super 70s Sports KK, IYKYK

12 Days of Hoopsmas: Day 4! I’m giving away random college basketball gifts every day until Christmas. Up next, a framed commemorative newspaper of your choice! All you have to do is RT to enter. Good luck!

Rick Barnes looks like a mortician in a horror movie who it turns out has been dead the whole time

As a 32 year old man, walking into work in a new Homefield Apparel jacket is the closest feeling to being in 3rd grade and walking into school with a new pair of shoes

Who wants a Just Means Less ACC sticker????? We will giveaway 100 stickers to random followers who like or repost this tweet! We will dm you if you won!

Nick Adams 1000% had a girlfriend “that goes to a different school” in middle school, high school, college, and probably his adult life too

Kenneth Walker looks like he’s 50 years old at 25. But that also means that he’s going to look 50 years old at 75

Why is every Republican political ad like “he supports BLACK people existing. He believes that diversity in the workplace is okay!”

So, you know how sometimes you need to get gas, so you pull into like a BP and there’s a shirtless guy in socks holding a car antenna and staring everyone down, so you go “eh, I think I can make it to the Shell up the road.” Sometimes, I do wonder if the Earth is that BP to them

Saying that Bill Belichick has 306 combined NFL and college wins is like saying Mark Cuban and I have a combine net worth of $6billion

Kalshi is to Sportsbooks like Dimetapp Daiquiris are to beer

lol we can disagree about movies or music or sports or whatever we can’t disagree about whether or not black lives matter or if a woman should have the right to choose what to do with her body or if immigrants should be treated like humans this shit really ain’t that hard

I did not know that Toby Flenderson or MaGuire or Hooper or whatever his name is from Fairleigh Dickinson is an assistant coach at South Florida

Just like that channel on cruise ships to show you where you are in the ocean and how many knots you’re traveling at, I have looked at this corner of my quad box at least 500 times today

I’m at the Applebees, I’m at the iHop, I’m at the combination Applebees AND iHop

Man to have a Stanford degree AND play in the CFP AND be the #2 pick in the NFL draft. Good for him

I’m just happy for Pittsburg Stillers fans for this moment since they don’t get much other screen time or attention