it's sunny - i don't like the sun☀️ it's hot - i don't like it hot🥵 it's raining - i don't like the rain🌧️ it's cold - i don't like it cold🥶 it's snowing - i don't mind the snow☃️ it's STILL snowing - i don't like the snow🌨️ i'm going to stay indoors... #furrybards #fuzzybards

the internet was off for about 20 minutes. i nearly had a breakdown...😳

who's going to brighton in september? me me ME! (hopefully...)

to people who steal possessions of people in hospital who have died then spend their money, you are scum

last week i met my hero - the actual actual bagpuss!!

anyone in the uk know how to search for someone (with a common name) who you haven't heard from for over 30 years?? :o/

what's happening? is 1st of may still a bank holiday? is 8th of may a bank holiday? #confuzzledbear🐻

it's not a new device, it's ancient and you YOU logged me out and wouldn't let me back in you numpties...

if you like scrabble and have nobeardy to play with... ClickWord.org Daily 123: 449 points (top 20% 🎊) 15 words: ⚛️🟪🟪🟥🟧🟧🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 💪 Best word: 190 points 🔥 Streak: 13 days 🐭 #ClickWord #ClickWordDaily123

IMPORTANT; if you collect TESCO CLUBCARD points, TODAY is your last chance to exchange them for vouchers worth 3x their value (valid for 12 months) before they go down to 2x their value. e.g the human just got a £30 'two together' railcard with £10 of vouchers.💷🚂

has anyone done a dna test - i.e. to see where in the world you're from (not for criminal reasons!!) - is it worth it? 🧝‍♀️🧸

it looks like i'll need my woolley pully on tomorrow until 4pm 🦘(nearest emoji i could get to a jumper...) #bbcweather

i'm allowed to read 600 tweets a day, unfortunately about 150 of those are adverts for crap i won't be buying thankyouverymuch - excusez mon français

how often should you clean up / hooover? 🧹 asking for a friend... 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

i must have been very young!! 🐻1⃣4⃣🧁🎉 Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

help! does anyone know how easy it is to get from heathrow 🛫terminal 2 to terminal 4. grandpapa's (old) friend has a bus 🚌to t2 but then has 1hr+ wait for n/ex to get to t4 (the train🚂 costs £15+ for a 5min ride!!)

i'm a v*gan but i don't like to mention it...🐻🍊 re: mince pies tesco regular mince pies are £1.25 v*gan mince pies £2 coop regular mince pies which are also v*gan are £1.25 where should i shop??

Blimey o'reilly... am i really that old... (don't answer that) #twitternotX #MyXAnniversary

thank you to 🇺🇦TourGuideTed©🧸🏳️‍🌈🐦🇪🇺 & Lillian for all their hard work finding new homes for 😎Duffy Bear ❤️🐻❤️ 's hug including these two who arrived this morning #duffyshug xx ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

merry chrimbles everybeary©️@zackrabbit