The sacred texts have been lost 😢

The drop off of the Melbourne Cup needs to be studied. I’m at work (in Melbourne) today and haven’t heard a single person mention it. Certainly not the race that stops the nation anymore

Trivia night in North Korea would be so easy! Who won Olympic gold in the 100m sprint? Kim Jong-Un. First man on the moon? Kim Jong-Un. Tallest man in the world? Kim Jong-Un. Piece of cake!

More people in Melbourne are interested in the F1 Melbourne GP than the #MelbourneCup. So I think the public holiday should be moved and given to that event instead

RIP Dick Cheney. You would’ve loved Major Zohran Mamdani

Dick Cheney when he discovers there’s oil in hell

Shoutout to Eminem, Dick Cheney’s heart problem was indeed complicated

I’ll see you in valhalla Dick. I’ve got the watch 🫡

Big day for bisexuals

Strava calling me out 😂

Why would the people of New York City elect a young, charismatic, relatable guy to be major when they could’ve had an old billionaire who gropes women instead? Can any political experts explain this to me??

All time Michael Rapaport crash out coming up

I’ll be honest guys, I’m going to miss Curtis Sliwa

The length of Debra Messing’s insta story right now 😂

Dick Cheney’s death being completely overshadowed by the election of New York City’s first Muslim major is the kind of poetic justice we just don’t get enough of

Personally I would’ve hired a black actor to play MJ just saying

The AFL are experts at fixing problems that don’t exist

This would’ve been a great idea… in 2012

In Victoria 14 year olds aren’t allowed to watch YouTube but they can be sent to prison

RIP Menulog. I’ll never forget your annoying as fuck ads during every state of origin match