I basically just switched which calendar program ruled my day. The biggest difference between Microsoft Outlook and the #Huckleberry app is that Outlook only ruled my day from 9am to 6pm, while Huckleberry is 24/7

Is that time of year again, raising funds for St. Jude! I started this campaign prior to going to the hospital but since then I've had a kid of my own! Working on rounding out the incentives but it is LIVE! donate.tiltify.com/a310c540-80c0-…

My little is over 3 weeks old and I've finally come up with a pumping/sleeping/eating schedule. For myself. His needs will supercede whatever I've put on paper, but it'll be a good reminder of what I should be doing when, also. I've been so scattered these past few weeks

Never did I ever think I'd have a personal use for binder rings. Ugh. On general principle, I don't like that they don't have a more solid closing mechanism, but, alas, the open-and-close feature is what I need now. But I also am loathe to spend my own money on them, lol

When I think 1:20am is "a decent time" for my 1MO to get to sleep... That gives you an idea of how the past week has been

It is 4:45 p.m. before I get my first chip sip of coffee. #Momlife

Two days in a row?? Fundraising for St. Jude playing Genshin Impact. Drawings for St. Jude items every $50 raised! :eyes: twitch.tv/hyperzengirl

4 days left for our St Jude fundraiser! Drawings every $50 raised. Will tweet again while live on Twitch! tiltify.com/@hyperzengirl/…

Moms of Twitter: how do you not throw your back out by two having a newborn?

It's 1am and I'm v sore, but still on the floor feeding my little one bc I don't dare move them while they are sleepy and so close to being fully asleep

Have you ever tweeted something so you could access it on another device later? geediting.com/people-who-sta…

Been a wild ride with the LO tonight. A few things calm him down for a little bit, but quickly gets fussy again. It's so physically and emotionally draining. I think he might be down now, hopefully for a few hours 🤞🏻

I feel a little sense of accomplishment when I can put my baby down to sleep on the first try.

I won't be able to participate in anything VeeCon this year, which is very bittersweet.

Wedding planning with a 3 month old. What could go wrong?

With babies being as needy as they are and how much of a physical toll it takes on the mothers, I really wonder how we made it this far as a species.

I feel like a badass when I'm able to get the baby to sleep in 30 min or less.

Tomorrow is my first day back at work after 4.5 months of maternity leave. Shouldn't be too demanding, but I still have the feeling that I'm not prepared and it's causing some mild panic.

My microwave beeped at me because the food inside was done, but I wanted to shush it.

He turned 1 and it's like he's a whole different child. Crying instead of hand gestures or indicative sounds to communicate. And it's turned into air vibrating wails, like his lungs + vocal cords got an upgrade.