when i was a young boy, my unknowingly bisexual father showed me the music video to No Doubt's "It's My Life" -- An act that changed the course of my life and made me the woman i am today

i was born 2060 years too early... i should have been the Roman legionary killing Jesus

see im not crazy

being a girl isn't enough I need to be a weapon

they did this to jesus too

angels everywhere thank you

every time i feel like putting the iron in my mouth, i just have to remember that at least im not eden

hey everyone im gonna be lighting some m80's off in the parking lot because i want the local veterans to be scared, so watch out cause i dont practice any kind of safety techniques

Now hold on just a minute, Doc. This is the tenth time you've given me the rabies vaccine, and I always pass out for a day after you give it to me. What's /really/ in this little syringe?

this is a safe space for virulent haters and only them

Oh how wonderful it is to be a wolf woman

Angel who is found crouched, shrouded in darkness, face and body stained red with gorey warmth. Eyes wild and glinting, only features on their otherwise obscured face. Watching you, stare fixed as you stand and assess it while it pants, pulling its wings up to cover itself.

this is like my fucking fakku tag search