I'M GLAD YOU ASKED! LISTEN TO ME KID, THIS [[Ring]] WILL MAKE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS [[Snow]] AWAY! YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!! IT WILL BE [[Damaged Beyond Repair]]!!! I'M PRACTICALLY [[Kill]]ING TO GET MY HANDS ON THIS!!! MAKE SURE TO [[Bye]] FOR JUST

WHY OF COURSE! JUST REMEMBER TO [[Feed]], [[Wash]], AND [[Birth]] IT DAILY! I KNOW IT'S TOUGH BEING A [[Single Mother]], BELIEVE ME, I GET IT... BUT IT'S [[Worth]] IT JUST TO HEAR THE BEAUTIFUL [[Chirp]] OF A [[Baby Boy]]!!

AH YES... BUT [[Of Course]]! EVERYONE KNOWS I AM THE NUMBER ONE [[BIG]]! I'M JUST [[One Bad Day]] AWAY FROM BECOMING [[God]]!! AND THEN WHO'LL BE LAUGHING!? I KNOW I WILL!!! EAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JEALOUS, KID? YOU TOO CAN HAVE A [[Workout-Ready]] NOSE IF YOU JUST [[Invest! Invest! Invest!]] IN LISTEN TO ME, AND YOU'LL BECOME A [[BIG SNOT]] IN NO TIME, KID!! YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO GO BACK TO THE DAYS OF HAVING A [[Microscopic]] NOSE!!!

HAHAHAHA!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN [[Scar]] ME, KID!? I'VE GOT MY [[Beautiful]] CHILDREN RIGHT HERE WITH ME! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, [[Slugs]]!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? THEY'RE JUST MY BEAUTIFUL BABY [[Boisengirls]]! IT FEELS ME WITH SUCH [[Fear]] WHEN I HEAR THE SWEET, SWEET CHIRP OF A [[Newborn]]...

WELL OF COURSE! THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON IS GOING TO BE [[Chowing Down]] INSTEAD!

WHO IS THIS [[Trickye Tonye]]? IS HE A NEW [[Potential Man]]? WHAT DOES HE THINK OF [[A Nice]] [[Hyperlink Blocked]]? C'MON, EVERYONE, GIVE ME THE DETAILS!!

WHY, YOU [[Sir Or Other]] HAVE COME TO THE [[Wright]] PLACE!! FOR JUST [[99.7]] KROMER PER HOUR, YOU CAN MAKE IT [[BIG]] AND WIN TONS OF [[Funny Cash Prizes]]! IT'S PRACTICALLY [[Freedom]] MONEY!! AND DON'T MISS OUT ON OUR [[Bluelight Specil]] FOR A FREE DISCOUNT!!!

KRIS!!! FIXED YOUR [[Heart-Shaped Object]] FOR YOU, BUD!

Girl Next Door with lyrics by Spamton

WHY [[Off Course]]!!! YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH KROMER, AREN"T YOU? IT'S WHAT [[Gives This World Form]]! UNFORTUNATELY, MY ONLY [[Dear Patrons]] ARE THAT [[Clown Around Town]] AND THE [[Pumpkin Boy]]... BUT I'M SURE SOME DAY I'LL MEET A [[Real Boy]] WHO APPRECIATES KROMER!

GET THIS [[Boob Tube]] OUT OF MY [[Nose]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KID.

IM NOT VOTING

tobyfox I'm Uni :3