Wet asf tracking today for the freshly groomed loaf and I this morning

Got the back of my thighs tattooed today and I am Sore

New Guys For The Collection

The first mammal emerges from the sea

I got my red seal today and work gave me one of the brand new trucks 🥺

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I was high as fucking balls and jamming a cookie into my face last night when my bf took my hand and told me I'm everything. The weed made me cry about it.

Guess who got diagnosed with dirty toes in ears too much syndrome

Anyways if I could go a single day this month without a sedan almost side swiping my massive work truck because nobody can hold their lane anymore I think that'd be cool

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The amount of Kitchen Nightmares episodes where the run down really is "the owner needs therapy" is nuts

Me: we have to only buy this one duck based food because Newt hasn't had any gross allergy flare ups on it Also me:

If I'm ever not obsessed with my boyfriend yall need to check on me. I love that man so damn much.

WRONG! nutty putty cave incident.