"Oh, please. You're not that high up. That pedestal was specifically designed height-wise so that I could stand on the ground and open my mouth and you could just stick your dick in." x.com/TattooedBarnes…

"No, you must be on the wrong pedestal then. I would never put you up high enough to risk birds attacking your pretty little face." x.com/TattooedBarnes…

"Don't worry, sweetheart. I'll still keep you around, even if your face is mutilated by birds. And for the record, I would yell at anyone or anything coming for you. I'm the only one allowed to come for you. 😏" x.com/TattooedBarnes…

Nervous laughter. Knees weak, palms are sweaty. "Honestly? I'd keep you around regardless of what you looked like, because I'm kind of smitten. At this point, not keeping you around isn't an option for me. ....What d i d you see coming, though? 🍆💦" x.com/TattooedBarnes…

He raised a brow, taking a minute to think it over. "Eye patches are hot." x.com/TattooedBarnes…

"Unbelievably good looking...?" He raised a hopeful brow. x.com/TattooedBarnes…

"So..." Blink blink. He might be batting his eyelashes. A coy boy. "Its safe to say you kinda like me, right..?" x.com/TattooedBarnes…

// I died. x.com/MetallicThrall…

// 🤣🤣 x.com/AmericxnPatrio…

// Too late. x.com/MetallicThrall…

Something in his eye? Brock was offended. But Bucky's blush was adorable. "Oh..? Can I let you in on a little secret..?" x.com/TattooedBarnes…

Everything Bucky does is adorable. Your argument is invalid. "Its kind of a big deal of a secret..." He motioned for the man to come closer, an arm winding around his waist. "I think you'll like it, though." x.com/TattooedBarnes…

"I, um..." He let that easy smirk slide over his lips. "I kinda like you, too. Don't tell anyone, though." x.com/TattooedBarnes…

"You are too fucking cute." x.com/TattooedBarnes…

"Not even possible. Nothing and no one is cuter than you." x.com/TattooedBarnes…

"I'm living proof that it's easy as hell to fall for you." x.com/TattooedBarnes…

His jaw is on the floor. x.com/TattooedBarnes…

Bucky is so fucking hot. WhatTheFuck

"98% positive that I'm the luckiest man on earth."

// I didn't know this??? 😭 x.com/ragnarok/statu…