007.ᐟ kon is so fun to write, why aren't i here more ‼️

what does a guy have to do around here to get a swimming pool full of jello?

i am a simple man with simple needs.

ㅤ 𝘽𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙇𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙒 𝙃𝙀𝙉𝙍𝙔 𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙉 𝙄𝙄𝙄 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗬 𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗨𝗟𝗦𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗬 𝗞𝗜𝗗 𝗙𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗛 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏𝙃 𝙁𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙃

i still can't believe bart wasn't cast in trolls.

( pinches the bridge of his nose. awful sleep. )

( dad sneeze. )

( sitting behind a lemonade stand. ) only one dollar a cup, folks! you ain’t tasted nothin’ like it!