|| : WHEN HE ASKS WHAT U ARE—- lmfao I’M DEAD

Well...I like to think we’re friends.

But friends don’t try to kill each other...

Yeah. Friends don’t pick fights... I like to think anyway. [He doesn’t r e a l l y know].

...I know I’m hot. Besides. I could never hang out with someone who’s better than me...or someone who embarrasses me.

Of course I’m better than you. Truthfully I think on the rare occasion you would embarrass me, at least in the public eye, but thankfully we’re never together in front of a lot of people.

No. I just think if you were forced on stage next to be you’d be a stuttering mess and end up saying the wrong thing. ...like you already do.

Hm...I would have thought you’d have tried something like that already when you talk to me.

Like when you tried to fight me.

You punched me in the face. You wanted to talk?? About what?

. . . Hughie, just breathe and say what you want to say.

Who's worse now? Me or evil superman. Hmph.

You wanna hang out..?

I know. Everybody does.

So explain it to me.

Shut up you're just a gay pride flag with a superiority complex.

Just say it.

Uhhh let me think about it...yes. Now go scissor someone or something and tell em to fuck off, from me.

Ew...