Just when I think my drunken antics can’t get any worse I called a guy on Microsoft teams last night 🥴

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My life is actually laughable

It’s just hit me that I’m going to be stuck in the house for a month by myself 😕

Just had a flash back of being drunk in a bar full of girls on Saturday night and unfaithful by Rihanna came on and every girl sang along it was great

Just jumped out of bed and run after the bin man with a bag of bottles in my dressing gown and bare feet for him to tell me he’s collecting garden waste 🥴

Actual love Jordan north 🥺 #imacelebrity

Just answered the door to someone selling something and they asked if my mum or dad was home 🙃

I’m almost 24 and have been too nervous to ring the doctors to make an appointment all day 😅

My mums group chat with her friends is called “50 and nifty” ffs I never wanna get old 😂

It’s been two years since my ex moved out and I’m still not over the fact he took the chips from the freezer when he left 😂

A good looking guy came walking over to me in the petrol station, there was me like omg this is it my movie moment then he goes “you have a flat tyre” and walks off 😂

Ho 👀😂

My mum always says I’m high maintenance, then today calls me saying she had to wash my brothers boxers before school because the only ones left weren’t comfy and she has to go to Waitrose or M&S to get him a ready meal for dinner 🙃😂

You know those guys that don’t talk to you enough for things to go anywhere but enough to stay relevant in your life 🙃

I’ve just found out the “xoxo gossip girl” voice is Kristen Bell and my mind is blown

How am I gonna make it through a whole day of work, already need a nap

Thought it was just me, thought they were all the same person for years

Trying to hide from the middle aisle on your weekly shop #LoveIsland

avoided covid for two years and i test positive on christmas week, couldn’t write it