#yasuo #yone

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ IM SORRY PLEASE STOP SHAKING OUR SHIP ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ I WONT NO NO PLEASE IM TOO SEXY TO DIE ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ( He’s sweating nervously.) DONT OKAY PLEASE IF YOUR SPARE US WE’LL MAKE AN ALTAR TO WORSHIP YOU FOUR TIMES A MONTH. ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ No thanks I need my insides, thank you very much ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ (Okay stop he’s crying. hE’S ACTUALLY CRYING.) I CAN’T DIE LIKE THIS PLEASE HAVE MERCY ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ heyy >:( ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ Listen we found her, okay? We didn’t steal her. She doesn’t want to go back to you. I can’t go against the wishes of a lady, that is no way to be a gentleman. ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ Sona no. You saught refuge. We are your refuge now. ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ I may be a dumbass but at least I’m a gentleman too ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ If my brother died for you, I can see no reason why we. or at least, I, will die for you too. I’ve spent too long living for myself. Bout time I die for the sake of others. ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ (Slices a target dummy into pieces in mere seconds.) ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ (He eyerolls Jinx.) Whatever. ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ No I...Sona just. Fight okay? Yone didn’t die in vain. And we...𝑰...can’t lose you. ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ☼ 𝑶𝑶𝑪 ☼ —— shuji just straight up bullying us lmfao ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ☼ 𝑶𝑶𝑪 ☼ —— now 2 make an Odyssey Marisol hm hmmmm ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ (chokes on Ora.) ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ Why. Why are these gods trying to hijack my ship so much ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ I JUST GOT BACK YOU FUCKER ᅠ ᅠ

#yasuo #yone