Behold.

We are smoking on that bimbo gas tonight.

Breaking: Local Man does feminism twice.

Oh wait we’re closing this mother down for real?

After much consideration I must break my silence to inform you; we are so back.

Hey, reminder you don’t need to stay at work too late today! The government said Aliens exist.

RIP Rick Jeanneret, the greatest announcer to call any game anywhere ever.

Go Bills

We shall honor his memory, on this most hallowed of Labor Day weekends. Rest in Peace Jimmy Buffet, may you find your Cheeseburger ln Paradiso. Today, we are all citizens of Margaritaville.

20 years ago we had Norm Macdonald, Paul Reubens, and Jimmy Buffet. Today we have no McDonalds, no Reubens and no Buffets.

Inside you are two wolves.

“Well, shit.” - Guy who just printed 1,000 new Allen-Diggs 2024 yard signs.