Can't you two like stick together and leave me out of this madness? [Sticks tongue out.]

Good Lord. You people just keep showing up no matter what I do to stay away. Someone please come take me away from all the madness.

I need less Katherine's and Damon's in my life and more Stiles' and Dean's.

I'm alone in a room full of people.. on a street full of broken homes and we only hurt each other.

Everyone's doing that urban dictionary thing and now I'm all curious about what would come up with my name.

Elena Urban Dictionary

Wouldn't I know.

Who needs friends when urbandictionary has your back?

Done* not down.... stupid phone.... Buried deep down is how he wishes for us to be.

I'mma need people to gather around the table now and come stuff their faces with me, else I'll become a pig myself...

... I told you to quit with the drugs, Thomas. They're making you hallucinate way too much.

Say it again for the people in the back. Who would have thought we would live to see the day where Damon Salvatore would say those words?

But has a drinking problem. That's not helpful either...

Who does?

ELENA. LESS TEA AND MORE EATING.