“How long have you been ubering for?”

600% tariff on LED headlights

Sorry there’s too many legends…

Everybody said Shedeur didn’t get picked in the 1st but I strongly remember him getting picked in the 1st. This was easily the best live sports moment and loudest crowd pop I’ve ever been in attendance for. It felt surreal

for reference, the PSU & wisky games had 15k and 17k respectfully. husker nation is BUILT DIFFERENT.

“he’ll yes” is an insane thing for my iPhone to keep thinking I wanna say

we need to have more fun in life because literally nothing matters

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit

Quickest 6 years of my life i swear.

Guys I'm having the weirdest dream

we BROKE while making triple what our parents made

New generations will never know what it was like to search for a very specific question on the internet and find a random person on Yahoo Answers who asked the exact same thing twelve years earlier.

This is the Sweet 16 matchup that the Midwest prayed for Nebraska vs Iowa Nationally, I don’t think people understand how great this is This is war

Houston bars, however much Busch Light you think you have, you do not have enough.

Every single problem I'm facing in my life rn can be solved by a large amount of money entering into my bank acct.

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am